Dad Class

Class: Father. Level: Legendary.
STR: Loaded. DEX: Built Different. CON: Never Quits. WIS: Knows Everything. CHA: Tough Talk With a Warm Heart. HP: Unbreakable. Proficient In: Grill • Range • Dad Jokes.

The stats don't lie. He rolled max on every attribute that actually matters and has been running this campaign since day one without a single save point.

The Dad Stats Tee from Brass Rain's Father's Day Collection is for the dad who's fully leveled up — in the field, at the range, and at the head of the table. Every skill point earned the hard way.
For the dad who's been playing on hard mode since day one — and winning.
Premium heavyweight tee. Max level. No cheat codes.